In this week's Mandarin Monday, we'll focuson what we all need to know for those emergency situations where polite talk just doesn't do the trick: profanity. While we don't suggest that you drop f-bombs in every sentence from now on, sometimes you do need a word that stops people in their tracks and raises a couple of eyebrows.
First, the basics. “F*ck” (the verb) can be directly translated into Chinese as 操 (cào), but honestly that's only for the most extreme of circ*mstances. A slightly more polite term to use instead is 他妈的 (tā mā de), literally "his mother."
Like f*ckin English, 他妈的 is versatile– it can be used to mean "damn it," "gosh," "f*ckit," or as a modifier on almost every phrase you can think of to give it a little moreoomph. And like f*ckin English, it doesn't always have to have an angry connotation–it can also be innocent, surprised, suspicious, indifferent... you name it.
A further refinement of the original 他妈的 that came thanks to the Internet is 特么的 (tē mē de), which sounds like the original but leaves everyone's mother out of the equation and therefore is less likely to be scrubbed from your social media stream by the Net Nanny.
Now that you're primed,let's arm you with a few example sentences to get you started.
When you're impressed
Baozi aref*cking amazing.
包子真特么的好吃。
bāozi zhēn tā mā de hǎo chī.
(Don't) cheat me/screw me over
I’m trusting you with my WeChat account password, don’t f*ckme over.
我把微信密码告诉你了，别特么的扯我后腿。
wǒ bǎ wēixìn mìmǎ gàosù nǐ le,bié tā mā dechě wǒ hòutuǐ.
(Don't) mess it up
Deliver these beers to my hutong flat, and don’t f*ckit up.
把这些啤酒送去我的胡同，别他妈的给我搞砸了。
bǎ zhè xiē píjiǔ sòng qù wǒ de hútòng，bié tā mā de gěi wǒ gǎo zá le.
Are you joking?
You slept with your ayi, are you f*cking with me?
你睡了你的阿姨，你他妈的在逗我吗。
nǐ shuì le nǐ de āyí,nǐ tā mā de zài dòu wǒ ma.
When you're annoyed
Nanluogu Xiang is so f*cking full of tourists.
南锣鼓巷都他妈的是游客。
nánluógǔ xiàng dōu tā mā de shì yóukè.
When you're exasperated
The dancing grannies in the square outside are sof*cking noisy.
楼下大妈们跳广场舞真他妈的吵。
lóuxià dàmāmen tiào guǎngchǎngwǔ zhēn tā mā dechǎo.
When you're unhappy/depressed
F*ckme, thepollution is f*cking bad today.
特么的今天的雾霾怎么他妈的这么严重。
tè me de jīntiān de wùmái zěn me tā mā de zhème yánzhòng.
When you're overjoyed
I'm f*cking loving my air purifier.
我他妈的爱死了我的空气净化器。
wǒ tā mā de àisǐ le wǒ de kōngqì jìnghuàqì.
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